Tuesday 30 July 2013

The Men (And Boys) Who Would Be King (Part Two)

So, here's part two of the rundown of the heirs apparent that never became king. From here on in, it gets a bit bloody...

7) Edward of Woodstock, 'the Black Prince' (1330-1376)

It's easy to get a bit excited when talking about the Black Prince, so I'll try to cut it short! Paragon of chivalry; the perfect knight; one of the most trusted generals of his father, Edward III. He fought his first battle in his teenage years, and fought and victored with his father at Crecy in 1346. Ten years later, he commanded his own army and defeated the French again at Poitiers. He was given Aquitaine to rule by his father, which he governed well, and its court considered one of the finest in Europe. He later fought in Spain, winning a great victory at Najera. However, Spain would be his undoing. He contracted dysentry, which plagued him for years, and he died in 1376, a year before his ailing father. The title of Prince of Wales, and the heir to the throne, passed to the Black Prince's only son and child, Richard. His disastrous and tyrannical reign would end in his incarceration and death, and the rise of the House of Lancaster, paving the way for the Glyn Dwr Rebellion, and the future Wars of the Roses.

8) Edward of Westminster (1453-1471)

Son of the mad king, Henry VI, and his wife, the domineering Margaret of Anjou. The only son of the sad king, Edward drawn into the intrigues and open warfare between the Houses of Lancaster and York from an early age. When his father was captured at the battle of Northampton in 1460, Edward fled with his mother, only to rise again, and their armies defeating the Yorkists at Wakefield (with the Duke of York himself being killed), and also at St Albans, where they routed an army under the Earl of Warwick. Edward himself ordered the beheading of two of Warwick's knights in the battle's aftermath. He was seven. Soon after, they were defeated at Towton, the biggest and bloodiest battle ever fought on British soil, and escaped into exile. During this period of exile in France, he developed into a bloodthirsty and generally unpleasant person. He married the turncoat Warwick's daughter, Anne Neville, and he and his mother invaded England with the help of the traitorous Lord Warwick. Warwick was defeated at the battle of Barnet, and the Queen's army in turn was annihilated at Tewkesbury. Edward, the Prince of Wales, was killed in battle, although some sources say he was executed shortly after it. The direct Lancastrian line had now been extinguished, leaving the Yorkists in absolute power. Only an indirect line, through the Beaufort and Tudor lines, now existed.

9) Edward of Middleham (1473-1484)

The only son of Richard III and his wife, Anne Neville, the widow of the above heir. A sickly child, his father was still Duke of Gloucester when he born, and a loyal subject of his brother Edward IV. Upon the latters death, Richard became first Protector of Edward V and his brother, and on their claimed illegimatacy and disappearance, became king himself, thus making Edward Prince of Wales. He was, however, a sickly child, missed the coronation, and soon died. The only heir of Richard III, it appeared that the short-lived Yorkist dynasty would come to an end.

10) Arthur Tudor (1486-1502)

The eldest son of the Tudor king Henry VII and his wife, Elizabeth of York, was a triumph for his father. Not only had he won the crown on the field of battle, and united two warring Houses with his union with the daughter of Edward IV, he also now had a son, and thus a stronger grip on the throne, and a dynasty to follow. He was betrothed and later married Katherine of Aragon, in a political alliance his father has manufactured between England and Spain. He was a bright child, if not a little quiet, and also prone to illness. It was illness that killed him, a year after he married Katherine, leaving her a widow, but not for long, as Henry VII arranged for her to marry his next heir, the young Henry. And from there, I think you can work out what happens.

11) Henry Frederick Stuart (1594-1612)

The son of James I and VI, he became Prince of Wales when his father became King of England in 1603. Well-loved throughout the united Kingdoms, he was a handsome young man, gifted with leadership qualities, and was a keen lover and patron of the arts. He was also interested in military affairs, and was said to have a sharp martial mind. He was showing himself to be a truly capable and popular future king. But then he died of thyphoid fever at age 18. The nation felt a terrible loss, and outpourings of grief could be compared to the public reaction to Lady Diana's death in 1997. The duty of heir-apparent now fell to his younger, and less able, brother, Charles.

12) James Francis Edward Stuart (1688-1766)

Just by being born, James' future, and the downfall of his father, had already been written. Born to James II and his wife, Mary of Modena, at a time of great political upheaval and religious strife, James was born into a strongly Catholic Royal Family in a strongly Protestant country. Parliament and the nation in general has reacted badly at James II's insistence in placing Catholics into positions of trust and power throughout the kingdom. On James' birth, which brought the threat of a future and continued line of Catholic monarchs, Parliament invited the eldest daughter of James II, Anne, and her husband, William of Orange, to replace James II. The Royal Family fled into exile, and the young James later became known as the 'Old Pretender' as he and his family, including his future son, 'Bonnie Prince' Charles Stuart (the 'Young Pretender') fought for their right to the throne against Stuart, Orange and Hanover monarchs for sixty years of Jacobite risings, to no avail. His reign, should he have become king upon the death of his father, would have been the longest in British history.

More in a few days!

Monday 29 July 2013

The Men (And Boys) Who Would Be King (Part One)

Partially inspired by the birth of Prince George of Cambridge, and partially because it is just one of my many, many projects to write a book about the heirs to the throne of England that never quite made it, so I've decided to give you all this sneak-peek list of those very people. There's more than you think. Some are big names, some you may have never heard of. But one common thread that they almost all have is that their deaths before the reigning monarch started something of a crisis, or the next in line to the throne wasn't best suited to the role. For the sake of ease, I have chosen post-Conquest English heirs-apparent; going back further, or even into Welsh and Scottish regal history would only complicate things: they're very tricky kettles of fish! So, we start with the first, and, as there's so many, I'll do a few a day...

1) Robert Curthose, Duke of Normandy (c.1054-1134

The eldest son of William I, he was a skilled soldier, and showed martial prowess from quite an early age. Always something of a hothead, he was often driven to rages by those around him, including his father and his brothers. Which is why he never became King of England. After a prank by his younger brothers, William Rufus and Henry (both later Kings of England), he revolted against his father, attempting to capture Rouen, but failed spectacularly, and escaped arrest. Such was his deeds that his father had to seek the help of the French king, Philip I, to bring his errant son to heel. Indeed, he almost killed his father in battle in 1079. Despite the obvious emnity between Robert and his father, William I made him Duke of Normandy in his will, the Kingdom of England going to his younger brother, William Rufus. The two decided to be the others heir if they should die without a child, but Robert reneged on this promise and rebelled against his brother with the aid of English barons, but he never bothered to show up to his own rebellion, and it quickly failed. He later went on the First Crusade, and whilst he was away, his brother William Rufus died, and Henry I siezed the throne. Robert rebelled again, this time invading England, but his support dwindled, and he limped back to Normandy. His younger brother counter-invaded Normandy, and defeated him in battle. The Duchy of Normandy was claimed as a Royal dominion, and Robert found himself imprisoned in Devizes and Cardiff castles until he died of old age.

2) William the Aetheling (1103-1120)

Son of Henry I and Matilda of Scotland, William was the apple of his fathers eye, and the future of the Norman dynasty rested with him. His father made him Duke of Normandy so that he did not personally have to pay homage to Louis VI, King of France, a duty that William himself performed in 1120. He was also given the authority to run the kingdom in the absence of his father, and married the eldest daughter of the Count of Anjou, further cementing the alliance between these two mighty dynastic families. Everything was going so well for William and his father. Then, William boarded the White Ship, taking him and his followers from Barfleur back to England. They had all been drinking, and making merry until late in the night when the ship finally set sail. It is not known exactly what happened, but the ship hit a rock, and sank, with most people on board drowning. It is written in some sources that William at first survived, and tried to rescue his half-sister and many others, but he succumbed to the cold and the water, and was never seen again. Henry I was distraught. His only son and heir had died, and all of his hopes for the future died with him. He married again (his first wife, Matilda, dying in 1118), but it never produced a child, and especially the all-important male heir. There would be two claimants to the throne upon Henry's death: his daughter Matilda, Holy Roman Empress and only surviving child, and his nephew, Stephen of Blois. The two would come head to head in the first English civil war, known as The Anarchy.

3) Eustace, Count of Boulogne (c.1129-1153)

The eldest son of Stephen of Blois, he was only a young boy when his father siezed power during the Anarchy, and was too young to fight in the wars against his distant relative, Empress Matilda. In 1147, he was knighted, and took part in a few skirmishes in Normandy soon after. In 1152, Stephen had the barons pay homage to Eustace as heir-apparent, but the clergy declined as he had not been recognised by the Vatican. In what appeared to contemporaries as a sign of God's wrath, Eustace died the year after, paving the way to the throne for Matilda's son, Henry II, who was formally recognised as sucessor to Stephen, and thus starting the line of the Plantagenets.

4) William, Count Of Poitiers (1153-1156)

First son of Henry II and his wife, Eleanor of Aquitaine, he was born the day that Eustace, Count of Boulogne, died, thus making his father heir-apparent to King Stephen, and thus making him also heir. However, he died two years into his father's reign, making his younger brother the next in line...

5) Henry, the Young King (1155-1183)

Second son of Henry II. He was noted as a charming youth, and was quite well loved by the court. He was crowned king at age 15 in a formal coronation, but as his father was still regnant, he has never been recognised as a true king, and hence his title, to differentiate between him and his father. He was closely involved in his father's reign, taking the lead in politics and negotiations with France and other foriegn powers. Despite this, he never really showed much interest in politics, and was more concerned with hunting and feats of chivalry. Despite his chivalrous leanings, he was less a courteous knight, and rebelled against his father and younger brother, Richard, in 1173, plunging England and France into another familial civil war. In 1182, he picked a fight with William Marshal, the most poweful lord in England, and again rebelled against his brother Richard. Whilst on campaign in France in 1183, he contracted dysentry, and died shortly afterwards. His only child, a boy, William, died in infancy, which left the throne open for younger brother Richard, and later, youngest brother John, to claim.

6) Alphonso, Earl of Chester (1273-1284)

Ninth child, and first son, of Edward I and Eleanor of Castile, and thus heir-apparent to the Kingdom of England. He was engaged to marry the daughter of the Count of Holland, but died in 1284, not long after the birth of his younger brother, Edward, who would later be the first Prince of Wales, and who would unravel most of his father's achievements in parliament and Scotland.

Saturday 27 July 2013

A New Age

Well, I've had this thing dormant here for so long, it has got digital dust which needed blowing off of it. So, yeah, this is my blog. Last time I wrote one, MySpace was king. Funny how things change. Now it's all facebook, YouTube, twitter and flying monkey butlers. I figured it was time to add another string to the proverbial and get down and start writing again. It's a rusty organ. The writing, that is, not, you know.

So the raison d'etre of this blog is to pool together my loves, and try to congeal them into a coherent whole. Maybe congeal wasn't the best word to use. Makes it sound a bit messy. Haaaaaaaaaanyway, these loves are, chiefly, history and travel (hence the blog/twitter/future website name), although I'm sure a bit of film and TV, books, art, music and anything that shinily catches my attention.

I've a few things brewing at the moment, so expect stream of consciousness semi-essays on all manner of topics, including: a short history of the heirs to the throne that didn't quite make it; landowners and blocked footpath access; my review of The White Queen series so far. And other goodies to comes.

Also, if anyone fancies History According To Geoff, give me some ideas and I may make it a regular feature!

Pip pip, and chocks away!